Hey kids, as we approach Halloween I just wanted you guys to be careful and say DON’T FUCK WITH SPIRITS. Don’t mess with Ouija Boards, don’t talk to no dead people, don’t fuck with demons, don’t summon shit, don’t dick around in abandoned buildings. If you are considering a thing, just think, “would a white person in a horror movie do this thing?” If the answer is yes, then don’t do the thing.
past midnight on a weekday
one direction: WAKE YO ASS UP NO ONE SLEEPS!!!
team i can’t do math for shit but i can write a 3 page english paper in less than an hour
Last year, 22-time Emmy award-winning reporter John Stofflet posted this news video he created for KING-TV in 2004, featuring Paul Smith and his artistic talents.
the sheer disrespect
Live, love, laugh, learn, lie to ur parents about your relationships till you’re financially stable
I wonder if I ever caught someones attention. Even if I was just walking among the crowd, I wonder if they wanted to get to know me or anything like that.
Gemm posted this
The concert was amazing. They were sweating, I was sweating, it was magical. Now pcd is kicking in and I’m not ready for it
“YOU TOO SIR YOU LOOK FABULOUS”
What if Gordon Ramsay voiced a GPS
"Great job, you missed the exit you fucking disgrace."
I like drinking tea alone, and reading alone.
I like riding the bus alone, and walking home alone.
It gives me time to think, and set my mind free.
I like eating alone, and listening to music alone.
But when I see a mother with her child;
A girl with her lover;
Or a friend laughing with their best friend;
I realize that even though I like being alone
I don’t fancy being lonely.after 3+ years on tumblr this is still the most relevant accurate thing i’ve ever seen
Head tries to help heart.
Head tells heart how it is, again:
You will lose the ones you love. They will all go. But even the earth will go, someday.
Heart feels better, then.
But the words of head do not remain long in the ears of heart.
Heart is so new to this.
I want them back, says heart.
Head is all heart has.
Help, head. Help heart.
Head, Heart from The Collected Stories of Lydia Davis
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